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Pixie’s Pick and Saturday Night Open Thread
by Pixie
Posted on 18 July 2009 | 7:41 pm 
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Happy Saturday, Rangers! I stumbled across an awesome blog this week that’s too fun not to share. I know many of us have favorite blogs that we read daily, weekly or as often as new entries are made, that have nothing to do with politics or news. I found a lot of new favorites while planning my wedding; it became an almost daily ritual to find the freakiest, weirdest and/or wildest thing to share with my brother and Groucho. My brother had a happy talent for finding some pretty horrible and shocking examples in return and I ended up become a big fan of blogs like Cake Wrecks. This same blog (which you can check out here) led me to another great site and well, I just had to share.
Welcome to Hello Kitty Hell, a blog written by a man, married to a woman who’s dedicated to the Hello Kitty universe. His writing is witty and sharp and he has a dedicated following…of mostly fanatical Hello Kitty fans. I knew Hello Kitty had branched out, but never would I have guessed how far! Some items are photoshopped fakes, but those are the tamest of items he’s found or his wife had bought. Below are some of the funniest and weirdest of his finds. Love or hate Hello Kitty, she’s the one cat with all the accessories (and here I thought it was Barbie!).
Hello Kitty Condom Keeper
I know…not really a condom keeper (it actually contained lip gloss), but great creative reuse marks from me!
Hello Kitty MAC Cosmetic Ad
Um…did I just drop acid or is the signal to take the drugs? Freaky, freaky and just a little…freaky!
Groucho said “no way” he’d wear these, and truthfully there’s no way I would make him, the only advantage is how quickly I’d get them off of him because now I’m going to have nightmares about who I know that might be wearing one of these under his business suit….
And now that your tummies are empty, it’s time to refill on Hello Kitty sushi!!!!
I haven’t even made time to share the weapons, games, Halloween costumes, insane tattoos…it’s endless. Did I mention the Hello Kitty lawnmower? Or the themed hotel room in Japan that has a Hello Kitty bondage room? If you go to the blog, read some of the comments. All in all, a great laugh and worth the read.
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I was just watching a show on Science Channel about savants. I have seen it before, but I love the comment at the end.
“You don’t have to be handicapped to be different. Everyone’s different.”
For some reason, that makes me grin.
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July 19th, 2009 at 1:10 am
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My nightmare world would be if everyone is the same.
I use to hate those pictures from Communist China for example from the 70’s when they tried to take away everyone’s individuality. Every person I have ever met if I got to know them at least a little have had thankfully individual personalities. The reason people try to group people together in their minds is pure mental laziness. It’s just simple for Pat Buchanan types to group everyone in one group together rather than find how everyone is wonderfully different. Unfortunately right now the one group of people that seem to want to suppress their individuality are right wing conservatives. But thankfully even through my experience working with many conservatives on a personal level if you leave politics out even their individuality shows through.
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July 19th, 2009 at 10:59 am
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We should appreciate diversity not try to make everyone strive to be the same. What a boring concept.
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Would someone take those pants down, I’m beginning to feel a bit seasick.
I’m half joking of course but would never trust or fancy any guy wearing something like this because I’d be afraid of his mother complex.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
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So the chicken head is out of the question, is that what you are saying?
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July 18th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
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Actually it’s the precarious way his arse is hanging over the sushi, I’m going to eat lunch soon. Bon appétit!
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July 18th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
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LOL
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July 19th, 2009 at 7:40 am
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I’m still obsessing over the horrible SCOLIOSIS the poor guy has. OUCH!
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Hello all! It’s been a long time. I do come here a lot and read believe it or not.
I couldn’t let this threat pass with telling you guys of my favorite blog http://www.fupenguin.com/
It’s freakin’ hilarious. Love it.
Hope everyone is doing well!
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
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I hate to keep saying this, but YES that blog is GREAT! I have had several good laughs from them.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
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I love the comments as much as the blog. I didn’t realize you were already on to it!
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
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Ask Noch. I live weird intertube stuff.
Here is a site I like too.
http://www.squareamerica.com/
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Pixie? Is it inappropriate to ask advice now?
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
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You can ask here, but I keep correspondence confidential when it’s sent to dearpixie@freerangetalk.com
I don’t want anyone to feel on the spot
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Ok guys. This not so old grammie, needs to get to bed. First i have to remove about 300 beanie babies off of my bed. Baylee found my stash!!! See you all tomorrow. Have a great evening.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
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goodnite luv. Grandma love is good!
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
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As Kitty-chan would say, in a drippingly cloying voice;
OyasuminaSAI, ne?!
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
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She talks?
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
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Oh, God yes! Picture a Munchkin trying to talk like Glinda the Good Witch of the East….
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
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I’m glad that I was never into her, although I did receive some of the most awful Kitty chan gifts, like phone covers and toilet seat covers that I gave away as soon as I could.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
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Adios!
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What would you folks be doing how if Chill HAD actually gone and pulled the plug for a week?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
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Sulking. REAL sulking. Serious sulking. And then, maybe, the laundry.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
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No troll hair color discussions, eh?
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
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Educating Babs on the differences between hamsters, gerbils and cats (maybe even turtles for all she knows).
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
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Sounds kinda more fun, actually. I’d be asking to join you.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
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Ha ha, the more the merrier!
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Hey Froggy, I think our blog should look like this…
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
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Love it! A lot of work went into that. Magical.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
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He’s a really interesting man and does a lot of good charity work….as Peter Pan. I have to admit that I love all the different people that make the world go ’round
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
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That’s what makes you so magical, too.:)
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
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Alright, that IT!
Get her Scotty!
http://www.scottybunny.com/
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
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Too late, I beat you to it (look below..heh heh heh)
I’m a bad, wicked pixie
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
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I tell you what, I’d pay prime money to see them meet in the ring.
Talk about hilarity!
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
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Me too. We just watched Drunken Master and now I’m inspired to make up more Kung Fu styles.
Fluffy Bunny Style
Pixie Fu
Scotty’s Cotton Tail Attack
You see where this is going…
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
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Pixie Fu? Give me a break!
Frog Fu is the only way to go.
Keeee YAAAAAA!
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I’m a troll. Goddam it. Shit. Fuck. The shame. The irony.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
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Blue, pink, or orange hair?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
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I just love the ones with pink hair. I thought one of the contestants on this last season of American Idol looked just like a troll, pink hair and all. She had a wonderful voice.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
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I met one of the winners at an event I was shooting. I had no idea who it was so I asked what his name was. It was hilarious. (I can’t remember it now for that matter.)
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
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I love Adam Lambert.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
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It was Taylor something. Maybe. The not Bo Bice white guy from Alabama.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
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Taylor Hicks?
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
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That’s the one! Thanks K. I asked his name and he looked at me and said it. I was like, “Hmmmm, that sounds familiar.” And went about my business. Todd was like, “Dude, that was SO funny!” I had no idea why.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
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That must have been a few seasons back, I only watch the initial auditions, they are the best part of the show, then I lose interest.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
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But that is soooo passé.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
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So true. LOL I hate being passe. Or anything esque.
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
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I meant the different colours of hair on the trolls, not you.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
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Honest to God? I did not know that.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
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Do you mind if i grab you and spin your body between my hands like a pencil until your hair stands up like this?????
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5308891/2/istockphot o_5308891-punk-angel.jpg
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
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No, that would be ok.
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ohmygodiness!!!
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trolliness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMAynCTrSo
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
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Please don’t make me watch that again or I will sic ScottyBunny on you!
BTW
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
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Did someone request ScottyBunny???
http://www.scottybunny.com/
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July 18th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
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Hey, you are not just wicked, that’s downright thievery!
I’ll get you for this my pretty, and your little Groucho too!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
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LOL.
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Cattiness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeOEH7q20I
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FRT must be reaching our service members in the Middle East.
They are responding to our
http://freerangetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Soldiers-fdc.jpg
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OT, but now that I have learned how to do the uploading thingy, thought I would share this one with you:
http://freerangetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/reg-repub.jpg
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
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I am truly ROFLMFAO…love the hamster!!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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what hamster????
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
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You mean it’s a cat!!!
I always knew the Republicans had fat asses.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
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that or really fat hamsters
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
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i thought it was a gerbil. huh.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
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just fucking around. did i hurt your feelings??? i do apologize.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
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Why yes you did. Apologies accepted. sniff sniff. Now what i really need is a big
In fact, I need several. sniff sniff.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
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maybe a little ygfm would help as well, too and also.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
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Why are you writing to yourself and sending mail? Now, I’m officially a’scared.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
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Me too.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
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You Got Fat Mammories!
Is that what you meant?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
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I have waited my whole life ffor someone to say that to me. Thanks bunches!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
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I am here to serve.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
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for
go to forum
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
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I think it’s a gerbil. But, don’t take my word for it, I’m no expert.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
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that poor pussy.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
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It’s only funny cause it’s true.
LOL
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
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He’s doing housework because his black Jaguar XJ-8L is in the shop again
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
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With the pink fuzzy seats and no tag on the front.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
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Ah, the good old days of exposing troll lies.
Almost like having your private jet fly out of a private airport hours after it closes for the night.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
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Or having courtside seats at the US Open.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
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In a luxury suite
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You ladies are batshit
and my ‘pooter is getting really hot and bothered
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
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What are you going to do about it? Details, please!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
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actually, I mean, literally, my pooter is feeling really hot. might be time to let the little partner sleep a spell.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
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sweet dreams kell.
ygfm 
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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Iz feeling really hot too from all that leg humpin goin on!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
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Friction.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
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lube?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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Nighty night kelly, my bacon is saved.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
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What you said.
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LOL! What happened here? Am I not who I appear to be??
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
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oooh riddles, I LOVE riddles!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
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I answered and included my email addy just in case I miss you or don’t come when you are here. Talk to you soon, literally.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
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Love it..can’t wait!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
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I might have to gargle first!
Me too and also.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
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You clearly ended up on the ShortBus by accident.
Sit tight. I’ll send the private jet for you Pronto
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
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Bitch! Do you really think that of me? LOL!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
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Hey I’m in the mood for some nice hot Za. Anyone else???
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
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Ok. That was bad. I need to stop being so honest, I guess. Trying to be funny isn’t always funny. My bad!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
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I don’t Neo who we are dealing with here but i’m not prepared for the Tol it might take on us tonight.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
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One leg hump or two ???
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
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i take my leg humps with a glass of veuve and a cigarette. for after.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
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you have the best ideas!!! thanks!!!
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the dude in the tighties has a severe case of scoliosis!!!!
he needs to get into the Pilates studio STAT! no shirt required
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“Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O’Reilly, International is an organization dedicated to the dissemination of information that exposes Bill O’Reilly for what he is: an ego-driven, biased individual who spreads fear, hate and misunderstanding. While he sees himself as a culture warrior, his views are firmly anchored to the political right. He works tirelessly to enrage Americans and pit them against anything he considers “liberal” or, worse yet, “secular”. Mr. O’Reilly uses highly manipulative forms of presentation, phrasing and, yes, “spin”.”
http://sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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But but but, he’s so handsome!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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Oh yeah, well he’s no Sean Hannity. (I loved the “Brotherhood of the Disappearing Pants,” that’s a hoot!)
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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Fanned. Faved. Bookmarked.
Should I leg hump too, also? Or just
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
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no PM for you!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
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Can you write that in Middle English? You know, with that “methinks” thing that you do?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
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methinks you are joshing me..therefore, methinks I shall mark your post as
and not send you a PM.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
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LOL and PTL!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
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PTL?????
Acronym Definition:
PTL Praise The Lord
PTL Preterm Labor
PTL Parent Teacher League
PTL Pass The Loot
PTL Photovoltaic Testing Laboratory (Arizona State University)
PTL Pedro the Lion (band)
PTL Pass-Transistor Logic (lowering power consumption in digital circuits)
PTL Pick-To-Light (automation technology)
PTL Patrol Officer (law enforcement)
PTL Part-Time Lecturers
PTL Pressure Treated Lumber
PTL Polskie Towarzystwo Lekarskie
PTL Physikalisch Technische Lehranstalt (Wedel, Germany)
PTL Pushing the Limits (gaming team)
PTL Physical Training Leader
PTL Pay the Lady (National Thoroughbred Racing Association)
PTL ProTrader Language
PTL Primary Target Line
PTL Post Tenebras Lux (Latin: Light After Darkness)
PTL Prime Transport Limited
PTL Push-The-Limit
PTL Prise de Terrain en L (aeronautics)
PTL Peak Traffic Load
PTL Party To Loss (insurance)
PTL Paschell Truck Lines
PTL Petroleum Testing Laboratory
PTL Planar Transmission Line
PTL Protecting the US Technical Lead
PTL Pharnygotracheal Lumen (airway device)
PTL Partner Technical Lead
PTL Portable Traffic Light
PTL Program/Project Team Leader
PTL Platform Team Leader
?????
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
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Pretty Terrible List???
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
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O’Reilly ain’t no Cronkite.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
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that one’s awesome! I think anastasia posted it a while ago
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The Hello Kitty condom carrier is intriguing. Could be cute around the neck and further accessorized with:
_______
_______
_______
_______
_______
This is a fill-in-the-blank pop quiz.
Every answer: A man with a Hello Kitty cock ring.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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One can never go wrong with a pearl necklace.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
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before 5pm? Eegads!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
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A strand of pearls over diamonds anyday!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
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Thanks Kell. I’ll still take a strand of pearls. I have a dark complexion. They look way better against my skin!!
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Hello! I know! I’m a shameless huffpoer. How do I stop? Those tighties do look good!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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First you must admit you are powerless of Desertblight.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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Ha ha. Is Desertblight a sock, or a person? Otherwise Yes! I have lived in the desert in extreme blight. Don’t EVEN get me started!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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Second, let go and let Neo.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
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Third, you must make amends to all FRTers by posting bikini pics of yourself
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
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keep coming back!!! it works!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
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Dry drunks!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
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Hurls chunks. Do you want a
with that?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
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ygfm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
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Where’s mine?
Are you upset with me? If so , I do apologize 
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
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You need your mouth washed out with a little bit of Dr. ……..
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
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No crying!! Go Skype him!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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He’s not online…
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
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ok. you have ten minutes of crying. then it’s time to sack up. he’ll be on line soon. be a big girl now. don’t make me hug you.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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Pepper?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
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is that his last name? pepper doesn’t sound indian. hmmm.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
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what?????????????????
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
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Or just tell him what superbunny did, “Don’t speak to me unless spoken to DesertBlight.”
Those were the days.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
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Am I missing something here?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
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and just make SURE you aren’t sucked in my lazy bassets!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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Hey babs,
did you know that i have been lately blasted????
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
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If that means you’re still
, then yes..if not then I don’t know what you mean.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
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wait for it….
wait for it….
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
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huh?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
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ygfm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
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You are such a SLUT!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
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OH I GET IT!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
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…and have become addicted to pintobeans
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
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pintobeans anonymous meets every Thursday.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
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You know what they say about beans, 10 farts for each one.
Don’t stand near an open flame.
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In Japan, she’s simply known as Kitty-chan.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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dang! I was hoping the Japanese had grown past the Hello Kitty crap
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
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Never!
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
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Hardly. But they’ve certainly not run out of ideas for even more obnoxious characters with weird names. Nova Usagi was the worst! A pink rabbit with a bird’s beak, seemingly drawn by a two year old using their non-dominant hand. The company went bust, and for all the misery that caused to many people, not seeing that critter (except in nightmares) anymore is certainly a good thing.
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Wasn’t Paris Hilton a big fan of the Little Kitty line? Or was it
one of Hef’s the Girls Next Store?
I could squeeze my lip gloss in the condom holder. Yep, I can.
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Cute post Pixie. I have Hello Kitty jammies for the winter months. I love them!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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Post a pic!
Better yet, get your hubby the undies and then post a pic of the two of you!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
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Don’t hold your breath waiting for photos of me on the internet tubes. I will post photos of our property one day. And my pets. I just have to learn how. You’re very naughty by the way!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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Is that a come on? if so, you MUST PM me!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
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I have never done this before. But here goes. I just humped your leg. Be honest. How was I? Was it good for you? Would you fake it if it wasn’t?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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Good
Yes
Yes
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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More leg-humping in progress. And a
Now do you feel better. You’ve been leg-humped X 2.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
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I’ve tried but I have this problem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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That is so sophomoric! You gotta KNOW I love it!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
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Ohhhh. My senior year!!! Good times!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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Enuff with the fucking
s. I am getting claustrphobic!!! 
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
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dontbeabitch!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
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Too funny!!
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If we’re sharing websites, I found a cool one with photos of old Victorian houses, which I happen to love. This site is in Galveston. I stumbled across this site researching a story idea I had, AND wondering if my grandparents’ old house was still standing after Hurricane Ike. I thought maybe I’d
You have to scroll down to get to the photos. If you like old Victorian houses, these won’t disappoint.
http://www.cotedetexas.blogspot.com/2008/08/galveston-oh-galveston.htm l
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
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oooh..they are GORGEOUS!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
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Galveston is a very cool place to visit. Though I wouldn’t want to live in one, I do enjoy looking at Victorians. They have so much character.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
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I would LOVE to live in one..if I had a maid to clean it and a bucket of money to maintain it.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
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I’d love to live in one but where? There were several for sale when we were there. Don’t think I want to live in hurricane country.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
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I think you can find Victorians just about anywhere. There are certainly plenty in the San Diego area. And, of course, San Francisco but that’s way more earthquakey.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
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All over small towns in Kansas but that’s way more tornadoey and just plain STUPID to move there…unless your partner’s family lives there, of course.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
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Partners have a habit of sleeping through EVERYTHING, even tornadoey weather.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
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At least you know the answer to the 3 am question.
Probably makes the hounds howl, also too.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
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Living in San Franciso, in one of their gorgeous Victorians, would out weigh the threat of earthquakes. I live on Rogers Creek. One of the biggest fault lines in California. I’d never move. I have lived here my entire life and I have only really felt 2 earthquakes. Scared the shit out of me. The good thing is, they don’t last long!! I love SF too. I can’t afford to live there, but it is one beautiful city!!! The best weather year-round!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
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Earthquakes don’t scare me as bad as tornadoes do.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
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zactly. besides, i don’t want to live in a trailer.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
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i live in a National Historic district. We have them coming out the wazzoo. Tough neighborhood for an architect.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
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Colorado has tons of gorgeous Victorians..hard to heat, I imagine.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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Sorry to butt in, ygfm, it’s not very often I get to say that.
I’ve also burned my bacon.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
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Sorry about the bacon…ygfm also too.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
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Mokay!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
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maybe this should go in the cakewrecks site under the bacon category
http://www.ryanimel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/i2dw5nf19jy2mawf3l6 0wncio1_500jpg.jpeg
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
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LOL, it’s not as bad as expected, my 12 year old Abys alerted me, she goes crazy at the smell of bacon.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
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What, you don’t like bacon Kit?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
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Fabulous. We went to Galveston just a month or so before Ike. The satellite pictures I have seen are heartbreaking.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
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I was there in May. I wasn’t sure what to expect after seeing those satellite pictures. The entire West End looked like a war zone.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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So very sad.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
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truly! how many more cities need to be ravaged?
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10/10
kitsch and kitty combined!
Be back in an hour… I have business to take care of
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
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Honey, if it takes you THAT long to do your “business” you need some ex-lax!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
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client?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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a lazy basset?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
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you are just itchin’ for a showdown.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
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Well, hell, kitty’s on a cruise and you’re drunk in Chicago and pretending to keep house (
) …what’s a girl to do?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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Well, I cleared my schedule and i’m too lazy to dust…
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
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Why dust?
Six months later you have to do it again.
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
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it gives me a chance to put on that size 14 french maids uniform i bought for my hubby
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
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another of my faves — very short list
http://www.veryshortlist.com/home/index.cfm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
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I love that site too. Although I stopped going as much when I found out it’s owed by the same corp that bought HuffPo.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
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it is? yikes! it’s one of the few sites I like to get a daily email from. if it’s something interesting, I head over there.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
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It looks cool ~ I bookmarked it, HP corporate crap be damned.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
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if you sign up for their daily email, it’s only one a day and the site is secure, and you can see what the item of the day is just go when it interests you.
some really fun stuff
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
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I agree, they find some great stuff.
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this is a great site for cool photoshop and phtotography.
I can spend hours here.
http://www.worth1000.com/
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
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pick which category you want to view, then go to “contests” and see some amazing work
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
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Just saw your comment earlier about your upcoming Maui trip. How fun! And who cares if your kids miss all that registration mumbo jumbo? One of my daughter’s friends inevitably misses the first 3-4 days of school because her paperwork is mysteriously never in order when she tries to leave Russia (her Motherland). She always gets up to speed within a couple days.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
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The girls are a little nervous about it, but i think it will end up being really fun for them.
hell, I remember changing my whole schedule a week in to school and never feeling like I missed a beat.
I hope the state is not so broke that the run out of books
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
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Our local high school district just switched to Basic Aid & are subsequently decreasing transfers from other districts. The writing is on the wall ~ we’re on our own.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
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indeed we are! we will have 13 less teachers at our school next year and 7 empty classrooms
I cannot imagine how many kids they are going to cram into each class.
it’s going to be rough
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
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And don’t get me started about the fucking UC system. They’re trying to increase foreign enrollment at Berkeley from 6% to 13% to get more tuition money. Yeah, who cares about the California students, right?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
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It isn’t right.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
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guess how many California residents will get accepted into UCLA this year? maybe a dozen.
now cal state tuition is going up another 20% (just went up 10% in April) and they’re taking 35% of their usual freshman class
UGH!
it’s wonder any kid even still gives a crap
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
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Bookmarked that one..thanks! Can I hump you leg now?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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just clean up when you’re done, please
i think there’s a spare wetwipe in my back pocket
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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I’ve said before how much I love http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com
Another favorite is http://www.dreamhorse.com. You can search for the perfect horse or pony, all across the country! Sometimes I’ll search for the wildest, tallest horse, sometimes the smallest pony.
What can I say, I love horses.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
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No shit, sherlock!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
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I think I will search for a special horse just for you, Babs, dear.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
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A nag for the hag?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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Here is the one for Babs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPlircZBl2c
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
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OH, that’s too cute!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
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ach du lieber
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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I don’t know what that means, but I am sure it deserves one of these.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
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don’t you have Google translator, you wiener schnitzel, you?
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July 18th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
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Yes, I tried German and it found nothing. But then I saw it was some Austrian song about a drunk who fell in a pit of dead bodies.
As I said
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LOVE the undies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
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You would.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
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Hi, CM!Long time no see..how’s it shakin?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
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If you must wear them, those will be alright. If you must.
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Here is mine:
http://www.laserportraits.net/
Found at this article -
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/07/03/funny.websites/index.html
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
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I ran across that site recently too. I think from BoingBoing. Funny stuff!
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well, hello, kitty!
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Here’s one you can add. I just can’t get over how much buttermilk this website sucks.
http://djporkchop.com/index.html
PS, I’d wear those undies and a chickenhead in the rain. I’m not scared.
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July 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
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Wow, it wasn’t busy enough for me…it needs a few more items crammed into the side and a more glaring color scheme.
And I’ll bet you would – but would we get photographic evidence to prove it?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
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Are you offering to take the pictures?
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Hell, I’ll take the pictures!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
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I hope you have some welding goggles and plenty of milk of magnesia.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
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It’s your risk.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
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Also, I tried to get Chill to model the site after his, but for some reason he wouldn’t go for it.
Oh well, some people just don’t see the genius that is DJPorkchop.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
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that homepage gave me a major headache
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
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My eyes, my eyes.
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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Did you like the type trailing from your courser? It’s genius I tells ya!
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July 18th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
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I need Pepto.
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