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“All Porn is Homosexual Porn”
by kellygrrrl
Posted on 21 September 2009 | 9:53 am 
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Oh, Noez! Hide the children! The Gay is being inflicted on their young minds and bodies. More details are coming forward from the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit. Michael Schwartz, the chief of staff for Sen. Tom Coburn (Rethug-Okie), held a discussion on “The New Masculinity.” Schwartz wanted to discuss “how men, who already are good husbands and fathers, can change the culture.” Schwartz brought up the topic of pornography, calling it a “blight” and a “disease” that parents’ sons would encounter. Prefacing the following comment with a warning that he was about to get, “politically incorrect,” Schwartz stated:
But it is my observation that boys at that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that’s because they don’t want to be that way. They don’t want to fall into it. And that’s a good instinct. After all, homosexuality, we know, studies have been done by the National Institute of Health to try to prove that its genetic and all those studies have proved its not genetic. Homosexuality is inflicted on people.”
Schwartz then recalled “a very good friend” of his “who was in the homosexual lifestyle for a long time,” sharing these comments and insights from his friend regarding homosexuality and pornography:
And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark, he said that all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants. You know, that’s a, that’s a good comment. It’s a good point and it’s a good thing to teach young people.”
Just a guess, but seems safe to assume Rupert Murdoch, owner of DirectTV, the nation’s largest provider of porn, might feel differently.
Schwartz has called himself ”a radical, a real extremist,” and in 2005 he denounced the Supreme Court for giving Americans “the right to commit buggery.” He told Max Blumenthal, “I don’t want to impeach judges. I want to impale them!”
According to NewScientist poll, conservatives are the biggest consumers of porn in the USA.
There are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds. Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by.
“The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users.
“Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.
States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.”
So as with Education and Government Healthcare, again, it seems the rightwing leaders are telling the Sheeple, “Porn is OK for us, but not for all of you.”
And we can rest assured, the Dittoheads will sit up and do exactly what their leaders tell them to do: FIGHT PORN! They will fight porn all day long … then go home and order up those $14.95 pay-per-view movies all night.
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Jason Mattera, Young Americans for Freedom spokesman, arguing for the conservative cause at the Value Voters Summit:
“Our Women are Hot!”
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September 22nd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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“You know his daughter must have been beautiful because there’s no guy whose gonna die for an ugly girl. Our women are hot. We have Michelle Malkin. Who does the left have, Rachel Maddow? Sorry, I prefer that my women not look like dudes.”
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/09/21/mattera-maddow/
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Rachel Maddow goofed on Schwartz and Blunt last night. I heart Rachel!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32968359/ns/msnbc_tv-rachel_maddow_show/
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“New Catholic sex prayer — but where’s the sex?
The Church’s booklet for married spouses replaces excitement and intimacy with sack cloth and ashes”
http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2009/09/22/catholic_sex/index.html
Thought this was a good thread to post this GARBAGE
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September 22nd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
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GARBAGE is correct. This is one more great reason I cannot stand that so called religion. Now that they’ve solved that problem, they can get back to molesting children. Jack asses.
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Booze has led to more homosexual encouters than porn, but you don’t see right-wing groups dedicated to trashing Budweiser – it would kill NASCAR.
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September 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 am
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Not just homosexual……………
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September 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 am
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you’ll never see wingers rally against booze or divorce … selective outrage
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September 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 am
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I don’t know about that Kel. There are still some dry counties around. As for divorce, they don’t have problems making other people wait. NC has a one year mandatory separation thing. And, periodically the question does come up in state legislatures.
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Left coasters: Be sure to watch the President on Letterman.
He is rockin’ the house tonight!
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September 21st, 2009 at 9:10 pm
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the clips I’ve seen so far look great. I’m certain I won’t make it 2 more hours, so I’ll catch it tomorrow. Can you start writing up a post with highlights?
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September 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 am
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Wish he’d rock my house……….
“runsducksandhidesfromluvo” 
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September 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 am
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One word. Trollop.
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September 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
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Wassat,,? Who?…. Wot.?…. Moi?”……. Oo’s being yapping ……….? You been writin’ to that Indy blabbermouth bloke?????
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can we make
our newest smiley addition?
I love that one!
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Thank you Andy Borowitz.
Criticism of Obama ‘Not About Race,’ Says New Poll of White People
Foreign Birth, Resemblance to Hitler Cited
People who criticize President Obama do so for reasons that have “nothing to do with his race,” a new poll of white people indicates.
According to the poll, which was conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, those who take issue with the President do so because of his “questionable birth certificate,” his “love of socialism,” and his “Hitler-like health plan,” but “not because of race.”
A significant number of Mr. Obama’s critics “strongly agree” with the statement, “I don’t have any problems with Obama being black, but I do have a problem with him being a socialist from Kenya who is trying to kill my grandmother.”
Professor Davis Logsdon, who conducted the survey, says that the poll is “full of good news” for Mr. Obama: “It indicates that race is no longer an issue in America, but a foreign-born president trying to institute a Nazi-slash-socialist euthanasia plan is.”
Elsewhere, Fox News host Glenn Beck called for stricter limits on the nation’s IQ. More here.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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Bwahahaha! that sounds just like my mother, right after she sends the Obama-as-African-Medicine-Witch email to 300 people, she stomps her heels and says “I am NOT a racist! This is about politics! I am entitled to my opinion.”
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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If my mom was computer literate she’d be sending those stupid emails, too.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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count your blessings, CM
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Night everyone, and EP
EP, mail me the real deal.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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‘nite girly.
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Wonder what they thought of George W posing in that tacky motel room?
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:23 pm
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Did I miss something?
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:40 pm
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The G-rated version
http://www.catinatree.com/images/nature/president_george_bush_nude_.jp g
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:46 pm
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Been awhile since I’ve seen that. I remember when the nude one floated around.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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Ugh! My eyes! Is that for real? Where’s the rest? LMAO!
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:40 pm
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Not much there. All potatoes, no meat
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:41 pm
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And little fingerling potatoes at that.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:54 pm
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September 22nd, 2009 at 2:45 am
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Oh goody!!!! A new piccie to glue on the dartboard.
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September 22nd, 2009 at 6:01 am
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EP, I did not need that before breakfast.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:35 pm
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getting a duplicate comment error
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:36 pm
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sigh now I’m posting too fast sigh
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:37 pm
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I’m giving up and logging out
Night everyone
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
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Night JJJ. Sorry I couldn’t help.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:48 pm
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thanks, you tried. everyone’s tried. it shows up briefly but then doesn’t appear in the comment box.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
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That’s a glitch we have to prevent spammers.
Try copying and pasting the code that I sent you into a comment.
Then hit enter a couple of times and type a couple of words or letters.
That should solve the duplicate comment problem.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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thank you thank you thank you
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:40 pm
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copied the image it’s up there ^
but it won’t show up
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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You can’t copy the image itself, you have to copy the code.
I sent it to you in the forum. Try again tomorrow.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
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brb in 5.
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O/T We still have 5 hours + here on the WC before Letterman is on. Here’s a sneak preview of Obama on Letterman.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:52 pm
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Thanks. I rarely watch Late Night tv.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
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thanks for the remindee, kit. I’ll schedule to record
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
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I’ve been away from all media except FRT today. Had no idea he was going to be on Letterman. Thanks Kit!!
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Now this is PORN! I was shocked to see the posters all over the Metro today.
http://avaazimages.s3.amazonaws.com/osama.jpg
http://avaazimages.s3.amazonaws.com/cheney.jpg
I Googled AVAAZ”
“The Global Wake-Up Call Is here!
On 21 September 2009, at more than 2200 events in 128 countries across the globe, an unstoppable global movement is issuing a wake-up call to world leaders on climate change! Call our leader now—you can select your country from the list at left, and the numbers will appear. Be polite but firm; leave a message urging your leader to travel to Copenhagen for the climate talks in December and sign a fair, ambitious, and binding climate treaty!
Inspired by sustained support for an end to torture from the world community and a clear majority of Americans, Avaaz.org is launching a metro billboard ad campaign to remind policymakers that torture is illegal, unethical and a top recruiting tool for the terrorist leader Osama bin Laden and his Al Qaeda network.
The Ads (which will run at Farragut North Station and in a Washington Paper -) features Osama bin Laden in an “I love Gitmo” t-shirt (an acknowledgement that Al Qaeda uses the prison to recruit terrorists) and include quotes from President Obama and Presidential candidate John McCain.”
http://www.avaaz.org/en/
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:26 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:26 pm
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What are you doing up so late? It’s waaaaay past your bedtime.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:28 pm
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Je vérifiais juste pour voir si j’avais besoin de gifler quelqu’un!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
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Calmez vers le bas la chienne
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:36 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:48 pm
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http://manicdote.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/pugcongaline.jpg
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
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Je voudrais, après tout, il est passé de ma coucher.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:49 pm
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More like “coochie passé la date d’expiration”
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:51 pm
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September 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 am
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September 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 am
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That means a lot of red states love gay porn!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
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Red states are where they have the most titty bars, the most adult shops, and all the swingers.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:29 pm
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LOL. Go Fins!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
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And everyone who goes to adults shops, titty bars, and swings, you’ll see in church on Sunday.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:48 pm
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I actually do!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm
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What? Go to church, or titty bars/adult-shops/swing?
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:06 pm
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Church.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:09 pm
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Heh. Navy boys are notorious “churchgoers”.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
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the NewScience report does indicate a huge drop off in porn consumption on Sundays in the conservative states.
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I was sent a copy of the gay agenda. Porn was nowhere on it:
8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.
8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don’t panic; you’re not slumming.
8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won’t be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter “sorry” as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you “loan” him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.
8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, “It was fun. I’ll give you a call,” as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.
8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.
8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you’ve heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.
8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.
8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.
9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.
9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend’s boyfriend but quickly add “It doesn’t matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him.”
10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are “meeting with a client.” Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying “poem” she has tacked to her cubicle wall).
10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.
11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.
12:00pm Tan.
12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend’s boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.
1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maitre d’ recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.
2:30 p.m. “Dessert at your place.” Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.
3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations’ governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic “art” exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.
4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.
4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.
6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.
6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.
7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, “Over!”
7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.
8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be “over” by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.
10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can’t navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how “trashy” people who still think smoking is acceptable are.
12:00 a.m. “Nightcap at your place.” Find out that people lie in bars, too
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:14 pm
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Can I sign up?
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:18 pm
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Happy Bidet, a day late!
http://msp297.photobucket.com/albums/mm220/AnnaMollyMadison/bb_zelda_h appy_birthday.jpg
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:19 pm
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http://www.dogbreed-gifts.com/pug/cards/pug_birthday_card.jpg
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
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Why thank you!
http://www.petvets.com/img/philosophy/pug_smile.jpg
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
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Ketamine? Too unpredictable. Try phenobarb. Good thing you buy good creams or you would be totally wrinkled up from all that wit!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm
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Buy them?
No no no. You befriend a vendor rep for Clarins and they keep you in “testers” at no choice.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
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no charge^
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
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You are entirely too connected.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:44 pm
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(part of the agenda)
A friend who dates someone who works with Kiehl’s is a friend you NEVER forget on their birthday.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:59 pm
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LOL Cheaper just to buy at wholesale on ebay.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
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Dessert at your place. Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.
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The last time we watched an “adult” video, I spent the whole time making fun of the “acting” and the decor of the bedroom on the set.
The laughter led to better sex than the movie ever would have.
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I vote that Republicans are never allowed to say the word porn, watch any kind of porn or look at any pornographic images. If they are caught, life in prison, no parole. Who the fuck,d o they think they are, ruining what is otherwise a good thing. Porn is your friend. Not the sicko kind, the good kind!!!
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
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As they are against “ruining the sanctity” of marriage by allowing gays to marry, they should not be allowed to divorce. Take that!!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:32 pm
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I’d just prefer if they didn’t breed.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:49 pm
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sharon one of the prop 8 pros is now trying to introduce a prop to ban divorce in CA.
true story … papers were filed two weeks ago.
I’m guessing he won’t get a lot of backing from the rightees on this one
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hmmm am determined to get smileys to work
http://www.FreeSmileys.org” rel=”nofollow”>
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
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why is it not working ?????
it shows up as the comment sits there waiting to post then doesn’t
I give up
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:46 pm
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Let’s try this
http://www.FreeSmileys.org” rel=”nofollow”>
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:47 pm
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Has to be because you are new member. It posted for me. Your status more than likely does not have the rights to post html code. That’s my guess anyway.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:21 pm
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That shouldn’t make a difference.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
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I agree.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
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There was no image source in JJJ’s comment, that’s why it didn’t work.
Is that the village people? LMAO!
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:43 pm
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It is.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
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That’s my new favorite smiley.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:07 pm
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A handy tip, when you copy and paste smiley code from somewhere else… you only need the “image src”.
So I would copy and paste the code below without the spaces next to the < and >
< img src="http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-merv/ymca.gif" alt="Smileys" border="0" / >
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:10 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:14 pm
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I can’t make it work.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:17 pm
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Let me send you the code in a pm.
Click on the forum tab on our menu, and check your inbox.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:28 pm
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hahahahaha
This is maddening I’ve tried everything.
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:15 pm
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How did you get an empty comment?
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
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I’m special?
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September 21st, 2009 at 7:31 pm
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Yes you are!
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Can someone seriously explain to me how Playboy turns a boy gay? How is vagina turn you gay, unless you were gay to begin with, therefore defeating the entire argument. If a straight boy looks at a vagina, he will a) be turned on or b) realize he is soooooo gay. Seriously MAJOR FAIL
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:30 pm
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I have no idea. It’s hard to understand the mind (pea brain) of a Republican.
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September 21st, 2009 at 8:18 pm
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And why they will continue to be in the wilderness
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I KNEW IT. I am a BIG LESBIAN.
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:55 pm
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It is a ridiculous “argument”. :ilikebiglesbians:
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:15 pm
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where did everyone go ??????????
was there a fire drill??
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September 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
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Don’t know about anyone else but I got kicked off the site…twice. Then went in search of news. Found this ad running in Washington state to get out the vote for Referendum 71.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
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I’m sure I was here alone.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:08 pm
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No way. Someone’s usually around unless it’s late at night. Don’t know what happened.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:49 pm
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When I’m here alone I like to post numerous times until all you can see are my comments on the right side of the screen.
Lots and lots of The Amazing Skipper dog!
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
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It hasn’t gone unnoticed.
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:20 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
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It happens. Weird alignment of the planets and everyone scurries away.
I did get logged out for no reason, though. Maybe someone doesn’t like Kit and me. A sore loser perhaps? Or a sore winner, ahem, Babs?
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
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It does happen but that was odd. And now it won’t let me post. Weird.
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Has anyone told the closet case about the BIG Log Cabin “Fly-in” Sept 25-27 in Palm Springs?
The one that will be headlined by Congresswoman Bono-Mack, her husband Congressman Mack and Tom Campbell, Republican Candidate for Governor of California?
(from the email I received):
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Weekend Food and Beverage Inclusive: $179
Includes:
~Welcome Martini Reception (open martini bar and hamburger sliders with all the fixings – its dinner),
~Continental Breakfast with the National Log Cabin Board,
~Luncheon with Tom Campbell, Candidate for CA Governor
~Admission to evening parties (no host) and
~Sunday Brunch with Congresswoman, Mary Bono Mack (hosted by the Riverside County Chapter).
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$179 for all of THAT? They must be using CHEAP booze and White Castle for the caterers
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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Palm Springs, you say? Wonder if
will be in popping in for a cocktail
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
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If he finds out it’s all you can drink martinis for $179,
will be there
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:13 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
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The Riviera Resort is nice but I can get the same accomodations within 10 miles without having to go to old people city. I never understood the LCR anyway. Still don’t.
the LCR seems to be running out of gas. Their lead donor is a Dem from CO.
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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I dated a LCR for a BRIEF time.
The biggest bunch of losers you’ve ever met. They actually care what society at large thinks about them.
They want to “belong” and to be “accepted” in suburbia.
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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now that’s just sad. if they want to be accepted, they should come hang out over here.
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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lord, isn’t that the truth, biggest uptight group I’ve ever seen. we’ve all “dated” one a time or two, lousiest lays, or maybe laziest.
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
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are they guilt-ridden?
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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Not enough Xanac in the western world
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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heh heh heh
Their “big” party during the weekend is at a drag bar
http://www.toucanstikilounge.com/Toucans_Tiki_x.html
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
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oy! they could def use some help in the events planning department. those invites are horrid.
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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Would you like me to forward you the full email? It’s a hoot!
They list:
“Dress Code for the Weekend: Palm Springs Casual. Hawaiian Shirts prefered for the Luau’s.”
I’m sorry. “Palm Springs casual” does NOT include Hawaiian shirts.
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September 21st, 2009 at 3:48 pm
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who thinks wearing hawaiian shirts is ever a good idea ??
http://www.cheap-wedding-solutions.com/images/hawaii-wed.jpg
trying to picture it now
noooooooooooooooo
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:03 pm
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I see you’ve never attended Tiki Oasis. Quite the scene. The Hawaiian shirts by Shag are awfully cool.
I’m fond of vintage-style cowgirl shirts (with Paige Premium denim and Cole Haan sandals, in case kellygrrrl is worried) and my husband favors Hawaiian shirts. It can be a problem when we go out.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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Not a big fan of Hawaiian shirts but it’s a personal preference.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
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I was thinking we need to get Quinn here. Send her an email. I sent her one.
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September 21st, 2009 at 4:48 pm
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I will say, most Hawaiian shirts are gauche. And they look really bad on fat fuck Republicans.
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:02 pm
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What does look good on a fat fuck Republican?
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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A Hummer?
September 21st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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A Tombstone (Either a real one or the Pizza)
September 21st, 2009 at 5:22 pm
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Forgot the smiley
September 21st, 2009 at 6:03 pm
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A Doberman?
September 21st, 2009 at 8:59 pm
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handcuffs
September 21st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
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And here’s a smiley for BWonka.
Dead Rethugs… great minds think alike.
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September 21st, 2009 at 6:24 pm
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I was thinking a satin lined casket.
September 21st, 2009 at 8:59 pm
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a Hefty-lined cardboard box seems more than sufficient
September 21st, 2009 at 2:48 pm
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Cheap booze gives me a hangover. Blech.
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Terrific post kel, nice to have another great perspective on the family values crowd hypocrisy levels.
I remember seeing one of the ‘leaders’ on MSNBC the other day, yakking about how terrible it is that children are being taught tolerance in school. He mentioned the horrah of books like “Pauline Has Two Mommies” being disseminated by taxpayer dollars.
I’d love to read a few internet logs from some of the hyper-conservative pols. I imagine you’re totally spot on about their perverted, prurient interests.
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September 21st, 2009 at 9:00 pm
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“the hypocrisy levels” are eclipsed only by the stupidity levels
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why can’t the righties just let Californians be good Capitalists?
porn and pot are two of the few industries doing well here.
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All conservatism is homosexual conservatism because it turns your civic drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of The Weekly Standard?
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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HEY – if all porn is suppossed to be homosexual porn, why do we have a picture of a Carrie Prejean wanna-be on the home page?????
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:10 pm
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is this better?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NUZ_fM-TQKQ/RtWcJZ3XDfI/AAAAAAAAC3E/jPj_amcH p-0/s400/Big-Gay-Craig.jpg
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:11 pm
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or this:
http://rlv.zcache.com/thoroughly_confused_gay_republican_bumper_sticke r_button-p145803978779380705t5sj_400.jpg
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:23 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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Ted Haggard????? Eeuuuwwww….
I like men – not hypocrites!! Big, short, thin, fat, hairy, shaved, disabled – but nor mental cases!
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
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I like men, too. Sadly, I know so few & most of them are married.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:49 pm
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I like men!! I like men!!
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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cry babies, meth addicts and bad actors are a big
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
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Because they think straight porn is gay.
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September 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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I think the point Schwartz is lamely trying to make is that porn leads to masturbation and masturbation turns sexuality inward — like an 11 y/o boy will play with himself and then turn gay.
I could be way off on that, but that was the way I interpreted it.
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Trust me…. no, really, trust me -
all porn is NOT “Homosexual Porn.” Not that I would EVER look at porn, but when I have been subjected to it… I have seen enough boobies and… er, uh, ‘female openings’ to know that not all porn is “homosexual.” Not that I’d have a problem if it were, but it ain’t. What a load of religious paranoia hooey.
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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“a load of religious paranoia hooey”
From the hooey capital
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
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And from the head hooeys… well, maybe ‘head’ isn’t the appropriate term….
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:12 pm
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like “ReThugs Suck”
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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Yes – but not well!!
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:54 pm
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zaklee! everyone knows Gay Porn has beautiful sets with fab furniture
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
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And guys that leave their socks on. What’s with that???
Again – not that i’ve ever SEEN it……….
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
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LMAO!
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
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No guy I know does that. I can always find a way to get them completely naked.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
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my smiley worked.
I have been practicing.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
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There are more here.
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php
Copy the HTML code and paste it into the comment box. Make sure you leave a space between the last letter and voila, you’ll get more.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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oh noez! we’re brainwashing and indoctrinating poor JJ in lightening speed.
perhaps he needs a YGFM
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:32 pm
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One can never use too many smileys> where did you get those? I’m a little overwhelmed with all the choices.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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I got it to work. Are you sure you’re leaving room after the last character?
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:46 pm
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the leghump smiley is simply : lh : without the spaces next to the colons and the wet wipes smiley is : ww : without the spaces next to the colons.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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Yay!
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September 21st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
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You’re not a smiley virgin anymore. You’re an old pro already.
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Poor thing doesn’t know the difference between a HoHo and a DingDong
Must be that “superior” Oklahoma educational system
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:43 pm
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I wonder where the Okies fall in the NewScience poll state-by-state breakdown. They’re gonna need to step up the crazy if they want to keep up with Utah.
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:54 pm
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:21 pm
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Giving this a go.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:23 pm
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It didn’t work. Trying again.
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:30 pm
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OK how about this?
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
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Let me see if this one works from that site.
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I didn’t know Rupert Murdoch owns DIRECT TV!!!! Crap!
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:37 am
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yup yup you betcha’
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I wonder where Schwartz was when they passed out brains. I can’t believe anyone outside of the loonytunes actually believes that rubbish anymore.
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:49 am
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He was cruising restrooms with Larry Craig
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
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Too right, EP.
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Schwartz you protest a little too much GFY
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September 21st, 2009 at 11:37 am
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no kidding.
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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JJ you signed up!!!!!!!
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:48 pm
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Miss Thang did an evening shoe last night
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
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Great, now I won’t worry about him holding back.
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:49 pm
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we initiated and indoctrinated him last night. He’s one of us now.
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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Thanks for that!
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September 21st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
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gave him a manicure, too
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:02 pm
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I gotta go email him.
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